{"id":10494,"date":"2021-03-04T22:44:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-05T03:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/?p=10494"},"modified":"2021-03-05T10:07:32","modified_gmt":"2021-03-05T15:07:32","slug":"45-donut-jokes-with-sprinkles-of-happiness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/45-donut-jokes-with-sprinkles-of-happiness\/","title":{"rendered":"45 Donut Jokes With Sprinkles of Happiness"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Looking for something that will give people at Dunkin’ Donuts a little chuckle? We have the best donut jokes for you and your tasty treat. So if you like food jokes, then you are in the right spot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

These jokes are funny, clever and we even added a couple dirty donut jokes. We also have some donut puns and sayings (sprinkles of happiness) at the end. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now if you “Donut” want to wait any longer then, lets get this pastry started.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Funny Donut Jokes <\/h2>\n\n\n\n

1 What did the cup of coffee say to the donut? Dunkin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Why did the munchkin fail his reading quiz. Because it glazed over that part.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. How did the donuts get fit? A \u201chole\u201d bunch of exercise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. What did the donut say to the bagel? You’re toasted!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. How did the donut feel after getting full? Jelly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. What does a donut do every morning? Wake and Bake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. What do you call a donut in the winter? Frosted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. How many donuts does it take to make me happy. A “Hole” Lot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

RELATED: Ideas for a Donut Themed Bridal Shower<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. What’s a donut’s favorite song? Donut Go Breaking My Heart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. What did the yoga instructor say to the donut? Find your center.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-Doughs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. What do you call a cute donut?  A-dough-able!!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. Why did the donut live three years longer? Because it felt hole<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16. Diet Tip- The middle part of a donut is 100% FAT FREE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17. I ate a donut without sprinkles. Dieting is HARD.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18. How did the donut feel after her bachelorette party? Glazed and confused.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19. What did one donut say to the other? I donut care<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20. What did the donut say when it fell in love. I think I’m catching fillings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21. I just ran my first 10k today. Just kidding.I am on my 3rd donut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22. Why did the donut start going to therapy? It felt empty inside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23. Why did the baker quit making donuts? Because he was fed up with the hole business!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24. You can’t make everybody happy- you’re not a donut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25. I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was “I bet a donut wouldn’t do this to me.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26. How do you define a donut? Delicious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27. “I hate when I think I’m buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they’re just regular donuts.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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28. Donuts: Because anything else is just plain nuts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29. How did the donut prepare for vacation? It Jam-packed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30. Why did the the donut go to the restroom? It had to sprinkle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32. Only idiots thinks it’s a good ideas to rob a donut shop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donut Puns for you Next Coffee Shop Visit<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

1 Donut mind if I do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Donut give up. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Donut stop believing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Abs are great, but have you tried donuts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. I love hole foods.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. I’m filling cute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. I donut care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. I donut know what i would do without you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. I like you a hole lot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. Donut disturb. Eating in progress<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. Thanks a “hole” bunch for being here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. In a world full of plain bagels, be a sprinkled donut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. You’re the sprinkles on my donut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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For more funny donut stuff. Visit out Donut bridal shower board<\/a> on Pinterest. See you there!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Looking for something that will give people at Dunkin’ Donuts a little chuckle? We have the best donut jokes for you and your tasty treat. So if you like food jokes, then you are in the right spot. These jokes are funny, clever and we even added a couple dirty donut jokes. We also have…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10495,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-food"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":36,"label":"Food"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/donut-jokes-1024x683.jpg",1024,683,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Tyshawna","author_link":"\/about\/"},"comment_info":"","category_info":[{"term_id":36,"name":"Food","slug":"food","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":36,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":42,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":36,"category_count":42,"category_description":"","cat_name":"Food","category_nicename":"food","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10494"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10516,"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10494\/revisions\/10516"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}