{"id":11949,"date":"2021-05-29T04:37:00","date_gmt":"2021-05-29T08:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/?p=11949"},"modified":"2025-12-01T13:54:31","modified_gmt":"2025-12-01T18:54:31","slug":"57-dirty-christmas-pick-up-lines-for-lumps-of-coal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/57-dirty-christmas-pick-up-lines-for-lumps-of-coal\/","title":{"rendered":"57 Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines For Lumps of Coal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

This blog post is all about Christmas pick-up lines.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Need some good pick-up lines for your next Christmas party? Then we have the ultimate naughty list for you. These dirty Christmas pick-up lines will be funny to use on your crush.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Even though these pick-up lines are pure GOLD, they won’t guarantee you get their number. That all depends on your execution and how drunk they are (just kidding).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So let’s get into these holiday pick-up lines that will for sure earn you a lump of coal this Christmas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

1 Ever made love to a green guy?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. I can be a mean one, if that is what you are into.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. My heart is not the only thing that could grow 3 inches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Now I WOULD touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. If I can’t find a reindeer, I’ll date a fox instead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. Pat my head, get me a drink and take me to bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. Want to sit on the north pole tonight?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Is your name Jingle Bells, because it looks like you go all the way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. What do you say we make a not-so-silent night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you make my heart melt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. If I were the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas, I’d steal you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. I’m just like a Christmas present, you’ll love waking me up to me in the morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. Are you Christmas? because I want to merry you.<\/p>\n\n\n

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15. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, and I’m not talking about snow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16. If you jingle my bells, you’ll definitely have a white Christmas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17. Are you looking for a Christmas tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18. Call me Santa because I’ll be a ho ho ho for you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19. When I think about you, I touch my elf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20. I want you to shimmy down my chimney tonight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21. You could be my little drummer boy in the bedroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22. I don’t have a foot fetish, but I’m really into you, mistletoe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23. Will you help Santa let it snow tonight?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24. When you think about it, I am the opposite of Santa because I bring toys when you’re naughty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25. Are you a stocking? “cause I want to stuff you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26. Let’s exchange Christmas gifts. I’m yours, and you’re mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27. They call me a present. Want to unwrap me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28. I was going to warm my hands by the fireplace, but you’re hotter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29. I feel like a Christmas tree when I am with you because you make me light up!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30. Are you the north star because I’m trying to have you lead me home tonight?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31. Shouldn’t you be at the top of the tree? Because you are an angel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32. Unlike me, Christmas came fast.<\/p>\n\n\n

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33. So, you’re not on Santa’s naughty list? Well,I can change that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34. If a fat guy grabs you and put you in a bag, don’t panic. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

35. All I want for Christmas is your number.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36. I’d like to play with your ornaments. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

37. I know it’s not Christmas yet, but Santa’s lap is always ready.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38. I’ve got something in my sack for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39. Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days with you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40. No need for a sleigh, you could just ride me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41. Do you want to be Santa’s helper? Because you could have my sack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42. I like your Christmas wrapping, but I’d have to inspect it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

44. Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45. I must be a snowflake ’cause I’ve fallen for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46. Sit on my lap, and I’ll give you a merry Christmas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47. I’d love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48. Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.<\/p>\n\n\n

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49. If you left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50. He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51. Even Santa Doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53. Let’s role play Christmas decorating. I’ll be the tree and you be the angel because I want you on top of me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54. Hey babe, I checked it twice and I am pretty sure you’re on my naughty list.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55. On the 11th day of Christmas, the pipers aren’t the only ones piping this time, baby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56. Black ice isn’t the only thing that brings me to my knees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57. Are you a snowball? Because I bet you’ll melt in my hands or my mouth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bonus Joke:<\/strong> Why did Mrs. Claus want to divorce Santa? Because Santa only comes once a year!<\/p>\n\n\n

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