{"id":16769,"date":"2022-05-13T13:59:58","date_gmt":"2022-05-13T17:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/?p=16769"},"modified":"2022-11-29T13:27:45","modified_gmt":"2022-11-29T18:27:45","slug":"guess-what-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/guess-what-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious Guess What Jokes Just For Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

This blog post is all about “Guess what?” jokes.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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In order to make your day better, all you need is a good laugh. Guess what can make you laugh and cry at the same time? You guessed it, a good joke<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you like what we did there and would like to experience more jokes with the “Guess What” opening, this is a must-read! We have some of the best guess-what and guess-who jokes that will get you laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In this blog post, you will find some of the funniest guess-what jokes you’ve ever heard! By the end of this post, you will have a much better day and tell your friend some of these jokes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guess what? Chicken butt! OK now that we’ve got that one out of the way, onto some of our best guess-what\/guess-who jokes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Funny Guess What Jokes For Lots of Laughs<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Guess what smells bad living but smells good dead? A cow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guess what? The answer to “stressed” is spelling it backward. Desserts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guess what bands turbines love to listen to? Not sure, but they\u2019re big heavy-metal fans!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A grouchy man went to a comedy club with his friends. The next day he asked his doctor for a course of antibiotics. Guess what for? He thought laughter was contagious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Can you guess what the calendar worker got fired for? He took a day off without telling anyone!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would\u2019ve named her biggest dragon? Moron.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

RELATED: Best (Worst) Dad Jokes That Will Make You LOL<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guess what you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My girlfriend told me that women were better at multi-tasking than men. So, I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what? She couldn\u2019t do either.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guess what you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot? A cellfie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Taught my pig karate and guess what we call him now? Pork chop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guess what sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I had a dream about an orange ocean last night. Guess what? It was a Fanta Sea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I asked my wife what she will do when I won the lottery. She said ”Divorce you and take half” Guess what I said? I responded ”I won $10, here’s $5 and there is the door.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guess what Starbucks and therapists have in common? They encourage people to espresso themselves!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guess what makes you go on red and stop on the green? When you’re eating a watermelon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The astronaut was using the computer and guess what key he kept pressing? The space bar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If they used money in space, guess what it would be called? Starbucks!<\/p>\n\n\n

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Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Guess.
Guess who?
Me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My friend asked me “How Lazy are you?” Guess what? I said If it’s not on the first page of Google, it doesn’t exist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I was in another city and guess what my mom texted me? I want you home in 10 minutes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I was having a very important conversation with my teacher. And guess what? I zoned out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you see two girls at a bar, guess what? The short one is single.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guess what? Dating is so easy because you just ask someone out and they say no.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pigglet kept looking in the toilet. Guess what? He was looking for Pooh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cinderella couldn’t play soccer guess what she did on the field? She ran away from the ball.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guess what you call a sleeping piece of paper? A napkin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My doctor’s name is Doctor Pepper. Guess what? He’s a Fizzician.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guess what presidents were the greenest? The Bushes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I got a wooden bike with wooden handles and wheels, guess what? It woo-den start.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This blog post was all about Guess What jokes.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This blog post is all about “Guess what?” jokes. In order to make your day better, all you need is a good laugh. Guess what can make you laugh and cry at the same time? You guessed it, a good joke If you like what we did there and would like to experience more jokes…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16770,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-games"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":8,"label":"Games"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/GUESS-WHAT-JOKES.png",560,315,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Tyshawna","author_link":"\/about\/"},"comment_info":"","category_info":[{"term_id":8,"name":"Games","slug":"games","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":8,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":54,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":8,"category_count":54,"category_description":"","cat_name":"Games","category_nicename":"games","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16769"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17577,"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16769\/revisions\/17577"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bridalshower101.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}